How to Use:
- Grab a slice from the nearest pizza joint, pizza box, or pizza briefcase.
- Place slice inside pizza pouch, then reseal top.
- Hang pizza around your neck like you’re warding off low-carb vampires.
- When hungry, unzip pouch and slide pizza into open mouth.
- Preserve pizza inside a portable zip-lock pouch.
- Fits most standard-sized pizza slices; may not accommodate New York or Chicago style in order to prevent eternal debates.
Pizza pouch dimensions: 6″x8.5″