Portable Pizza Pouch – Great Gag Gift, Stocking Stuffer, Or For The Pizza Lover!

$9.99 $7.99

  • PIZZA WILL STAY SAFE-This pizza-preserving necklace keeps our nation’s favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch.
  • HAVE IT WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES-A detachable lanyard then lets you take the choicest slice with you instead of leaving it at home, where it could be stolen by roommates or turtles with attitude.
  • NEVER GO HUNGRY-Whether you’re headed to a party, the barbershop, or a movie premiere, your pepperoni-stuffed accessory will turn heads and deliver a powerful message to everyone around you: pizza is delicious.
  • REUSE OVER AND OVER-Reusable ziplock seal; Not to be used with microwave or ovens
  • SATISFACTION GARUANTEED: 100% Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back.


How to Use:


  • Grab a slice from the nearest pizza joint, pizza box, or pizza briefcase.
  • Place slice inside pizza pouch, then reseal top.
  • Hang pizza around your neck like you’re warding off low-carb vampires.
  • When hungry, unzip pouch and slide pizza into open mouth.


  • Preserve pizza inside a portable zip-lock pouch.
  • Fits most standard-sized pizza slices; may not accommodate New York or Chicago style in order to prevent eternal debates.
    Pizza pouch dimensions: 6″x8.5″



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