Name: Portable Pizza Pouch - Great Gag Gift, Stocking Stuffer, Or For The Pizza Lover!
Price: 7.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Pearl Enterprises

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~~$9.99~~ $7.99

PIZZA WILL STAY SAFE-This pizza-preserving necklace keeps our nation’s favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch.
HAVE IT WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES-A detachable lanyard then lets you take the choicest slice with you instead of leaving it at home, where it could be stolen by roommates or turtles with attitude.
NEVER GO HUNGRY-Whether you’re headed to a party, the barbershop, or a movie premiere, your pepperoni-stuffed accessory will turn heads and deliver a powerful message to everyone around you: pizza is delicious.
REUSE OVER AND OVER-Reusable ziplock seal; Not to be used with microwave or ovens
SATISFACTION GARUANTEED: 100% Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back.

How to Use:

Grab a slice from the nearest pizza joint, pizza box, or pizza briefcase.
Place slice inside pizza pouch, then reseal top.
Hang pizza around your neck like you’re warding off low-carb vampires.
When hungry, unzip pouch and slide pizza into open mouth.
Specifics:
Preserve pizza inside a portable zip-lock pouch.
Fits most standard-sized pizza slices; may not accommodate New York or Chicago style in order to prevent eternal debates.
Pizza pouch dimensions: 6″x8.5″